September 9th, 2009 by admin
We’ve added an old flash video that was created as a teaser for the original Helgarossa site. It can be viewed by clicking the image below.
General Trouser stands along the banks of the Dumpster river, surveying the eastern shore.
The Illinois national guard troops are patrolling the far bank.
They are going to be in for a rude surprize…
August 26th, 2009 by admin
You’ve got to hand it to old Aalph.
He’s playing congressman Klensor
like a violin. Even went so far as to find
him a babysitter… Colonel Dumbshit, or
what ever his name is. Some stiff
General Phalleck lined up.
Once the election’s in the bag,
Klensor’s usefulness will have expired.
So will his political career…
I wonder if Colonel Dumbshit will manage to
see it coming, and get clear of the wreckage in time?
Not that anyone cares.
August 19th, 2009 by admin
I’ve been ordered to make some announcements.
Apparently there will be another episode
of that Helgarossa saga uploaded soon.
Not that anyone will bother to watch it.
Don’t! You won’t like it.
Well, I certainly don’t like it.
It portrays the Fräuten cause in an
Anyway, here’s a preview of the
next episode. It will feature a return of
Wyden Rhodes, that manfidel news photographer.
He has an important meeting with his boss
Miss Buella Bellen. She owns the newspaper.
I don’t understand what she sees in him.
He’s running late… as usual.
Also, here’s some art that our operatives have
obtained from that imbecile artist’s bunker.